By Spliph, South Africa: I formed a page on Facebook, code name N.A.H.A.B meaning the 'National Association of Husbands and Boyfriends'. I thought it necessary to rekindle the NAHAB flame seeing that Valentine's Day is fast approaching. NAHAB was to be the vanguard in extraditing the injustices of Valentine's Day. Now, I have no problem with people falling in love, […]
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By Spliph, South Africa: A discussion on why you should never open a Cyclists Toiletry Bag, Browsing History and guess who is Champ at Tattle Tailing. I always clear my internet history. Don't be silly, unlike convention would have it, this is not because I was surfing the web for motivating images. I clean my browsing history because my surfing […]
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By Spliph, South Africa: A discussion on a Centurion's bowel movements, Parks Tau's unrealistic brainwaves and the happiness taxi-drivers feel on the Rea-Vaya lane. South Africa's public transport system is as efficient as a centurion's bowel movements – this has been my assertion for a while. I have also managed to maintain it for some time and I believe I […]
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By Spliph, South Africa: A discussion on eating sacred serpents, Jigga's fire-pool and the canteen at the Union Building. South Africa has come a long way alright; from the days that Captain Ven Niekerk and his band of compatriots dispensed savage beatings to anyone who didn't qualify the civilised criterion from the lighter criteria, to some chap on the outskirts […]
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By Spliph, South Africa: A discussion on slew comments, Tata Indica's and why you shouldn't make fun of short people. The new terminator flick is something else; Arnold Schwarzenegger's saggy boobs aside, he still looks mightily dangerous. In all honesty, we can safely project that technology will soon have one over us. Okay, I am not saying that artificial intelligence […]
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